And the Bachelorette is....
As I said in my last recap, I am totally #teamKaitlyn so this announcement spurred a sigh of relief for me. She is so cutely excited when she gets the news from Chris Harrison
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|I'M THE BACHELORETTE?!|
|OH MY GOSH|
|THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING|
|I would like to thank not only God, but Jesus.|
|And Chris Harrison.|
Britt, on the other hand, a notorious dramatic, has never handled rejection well. She reacts initially with pure shock, then hysterics. Bless her heart.
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|Excuse me, what? I'm not the bachelorette?|
|I don't think you don't understand. My dad is gonna sue.|
|Well this puts a damper on my plans for world domination.|
|Chris Harrison: Bye Felicia!|
|What's so great about Caesar!? Brutus is just as cute!|
|We should totally just stab Caesar!|
Kaitlyn awards the coveted "First Impression Rose" to Shawn, the man who put a dagger in Britt's heart after exiting the limo and professing his love for: Kaitlyn. Maybe this is Kaitlyn's way of rubbing salt in Britt's wound? Fair enough.
Then comes the Rose Ceremony. Many of the men who voted for Kaitlyn comment how unfair it is that those who voted for Britt are getting roses while others, who were there for Kaitlyn only are being sent home. I'm wondering if ABC started to realize this too. Their idea of 2 bachelorettes may not have been their brightest yet...
We say auf wiedersehen to four men. Well, five, if you count Brady, who interupts the Rose Ceremony to confess to Kaitlyn that he only has eyes for Britt. He then discusses his love connection with Chris Harrison asking if he can go see Britt. Cameras cut to a sobbing Britt in her hotel room and Chris Harrison says "yeah, I think we can make that happen." Looks like Princess Britt is getting a happy ending after all. Nice save, ABC.
|MWA HA HA HA|
Nice going producers, you always gotta keep viewers annoyed AF at the end of every episode. Thanks a lot.